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Losing a game in Catan..
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People slowing down at green lights…
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My rendition of “On the Floor” by Jennifer Lopez
J-Lo
The other side, out my butt
It’s a new generation
(Mr. Worldwide)
Of pooping people
Get on the pot, dale
Get on the pot
RedOne
Let me introduce you to my toilet paper
In the bathroom
I’m loose and everybody knows I get diarrhea
Baby it’s the truth
I like fecal infection, I play with urea
So don’t leak or ooze
I don’t play no games so don’t-don’t-don’t get it confused, no
‘Cause you will fart yeah
Now du-du-du-du-dump it up
And back it up like a Tonka truck
Dale
If you push hard you gotta get on the pot
If you’re a party freak, then sit on the pot
If you’re an animal then drink from the pot
Break a sweat on the pot, yeah we work on the pot
Don’t stop, keep it moving pull your pants down
Pick your rear up and drop it on the pot
Let the rhythm change your world on the pot
You know we’re smearing shit tonight on the pot
Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
Flush the poo away
Live your life and stay young on the pot
Flush the poo away
Grab somebody, pee on them
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
I know you use your hands when on the pot
And keep on wipin’, rock it up on the pot
If you’re really messy, drop it on the pot
Smear it quick on the pot, on the pot
Don’t stop keep it moving, get it wipin’
It’s getting full, it’s overflowing on the pot
We never quit, we never rest on the pot
If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the pot
Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
Flush the poo away
Live your life and stay young on the pot
Flush the poo away
Grab somebody, pee on them
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
That badonka dump is like a trunk full of stench and is very deadly
Seven hour major dunk
All I need is some lax and some shonky-tong
And watch and she gon’ dump Donkey Kong
Baby if you’re ready for things to get messy
I get on the pot and act a fool if you let me, dale
Don’t believe me just bet me
My poop ain’t sweet but I see why you sweat me
L.A., Miami, New York
Say no more, get on the pot
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot
Tonight we be sittin’ on the pot -
The toilet in my apartment is clogged… AGAIN.
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Public restrooms
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Graduation: Goodbye papers. (For now, anyway)
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Why am I up at 4:30 in the morning?’
…Because it’s the only way I can find time to write these darned papers that were assigned last minute..
I look forward to graduation because I will be able to sleep normally..
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What I look like at Belhaven dance events:
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Where is the comic/puzzle section of the daily paper?!?!
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To prospective Belhaven students about the cafeteria:
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Sometimes, customers at Subway have us go through the whole process of making their food only to conveniently not have their wallet on them; thus, they expect to receive their food for free.
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Once again, I am awake at 3 in the morning.
UGH.
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I graduate at the end of this semester..
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Last night, I discovered that I won the Who’s Who Comedian award at Belhaven. HECK. YEAH!!!!!
